Vet Candy’s Hit Podcast Unravels a Cryptid Mystery with a Veterinary Twist
Brought to you by PRN Pharmacal! Vet Candy’s wildly popular podcast All Creatures is back with another thrilling episode, "Fangs on the Farm: The Chupacabra Files," blending mystery, science, and a dash of cryptid lore. This latest installment follows veterinarians Dr. Greathouse (Caitlin Palmer) and Dr. Smalls (Clay Palmer) as they investigate a bizarre case of cattle mutilation at the Goshen Stampede—only to uncover a real-life horror far stranger than any mythical beast.
A Stampede, a Chupacabra, and a Trail of Fried Food
The episode kicks off with Dr. G’s infectious enthusiasm for the annual Goshen Stampede, a rodeo extravaganza packed with bull riding, chainsaw competitions, and—of course—deep-fried everything. She drags a reluctant Dr. Smalls along, promising him the full Connecticut experience, complete with her beloved Airstream, Cloudy. But their plans take a dark turn when they stumble upon Joaquin’s Casa of Oddities, a roadside shop capitalizing on Chupacabra hype.
For cryptid enthusiasts like Smalls, the Chupacabra—a legendary "goat-sucker" from Latin American folklore—is a thrilling discovery. But when prize cows start turning up dead, drained of blood with eerie precision, the team realizes something far more sinister is at play.
Science vs. Supernatural: A Veterinary Investigation
The mystery deepens as the veterinarians call in reinforcements:
Dr. Aleksandra Żuraw, their go-to pathology expert, confirms the cows suffered extreme blood loss—but with no signs of trauma.
Dr. Martha Smith-Blackmore, the "VetStigator," lends her forensic expertise, ruling out human culprits (for now).
Dr. Risa Pesapane, a tick expert, drops the bombshell: the real culprit is Haemaphysalis longicornis, the Asian longhorned tick—an invasive species that clones itself and drains livestock dry.
The twist? The ticks are nearly invisible, pesticide-resistant, and capable of wiping out entire herds. Meanwhile, Joaquin—a con artist capitalizing on the chaos—fuels rumors of a Chupacabra to sell overpriced merch and deep-fried "Chupacabra Balls."
A High-Stakes Chase and a Surprise Hero
The team races against time to stop infected cows from reaching the Big E fair, risking Dr. G’s beloved Airstream in a dramatic crash. Just when all seems lost, an unexpected hero emerges: Quisha, the clinic’s enigmatic receptionist—who moonlights as a rodeo champion.
In a heartwarming reveal, Quisha lassos the runaway cow, saving the day and proving that sometimes, the most extraordinary talents are hiding in plain sight.
Final Thoughts: Myth, Science, and Friendship
"Fangs on the Farm" masterfully balances humor, horror, and real-world science, proving once again why All Creatures is a must-listen. The episode leaves us with:
A debunked cryptid (sorry, Chupacabra fans).
A newfound fear of bloodsucking, self-cloning ticks.
A touching finale where Smalls gifts Dr. G a vintage Airstream to replace Cloudy—because even in the face of disaster, friendship (and a well-timed Craigslist find) saves the day.
Where to Listen
Catch All Creatures: Fangs on the Farm – The Chupacabra Files on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite podcast platform. Sponsored by PRN Pharmacal and featuring reoccurring cast members Quisha Brown, Vasko Kostovski, Angela Sojanovska and Martin Manev, this episode is a wild ride from start to finish—no Airstream required.
Final Rating: 🐮🐛🍗 5/5 Chupacabra Balls!
